कौन हूं मैं.

आपका अवनीश
एक आम इंसान  की कहानी उसी की जुबानी हां तो दोस्तों मौसम तो सुहाना है पर ये तो एक बहाना है दरअसल हम तो आज मौजूद है कुछ बताने के लिए कुछ समझाने के लिए मतलब मेरे दोस्त कुछ दिखाने के लिए तो अपनी बंद आंखों को खोलिए और ध्यान दीजिए बाबमैंगोपीपल के प्रवचन पर

भगवान इंसान को धरती पर क्यों भेजता है अपने पास क्यों नहीं रखता..

इंसान का ये मानव देह बहुत ज्यादा अच्छे कर्मों के बाद ही मिलता है ऐसा मैं नहीं कहता बहुत से आप ही की तरह मैंगों पीपल से सुना.
भगवान जब इंसानों को इस धरती पर भेजता है तो एक मेहरबानी जरुर कर दे उन्हें ये बता कर भी भेजे की उनका क्या काम है वो इस धरती पर क्यूं आए है..क्योंकि आज भटकते हुए लोगों को देखकर उनके अंदर भी मैने झांक कर देखा है कि तु भटकता है किस दिशा में तुझे जाना किस दिशा में... दिशा तो चार होती है... मौसम भी चार होते है...पता नहीं कौन सी दिशा किस मौसम की ओर हमें ले जाएगी..
इसी असमंजस में मैं फंसा हूं, मै कौन हूं ये न मै जान सका हूं.. क्योंकि मैं तो हर किसी के अंदर बसा हूं.. मैं अगर मैं न होता तो ... तो असमंजस में फंसा हुआ मैं नहीं होता.. मुझे जाना है कही  पर मेरे बस में नही क्योंकि मैं जा तो सकता हूं . पर जाने की हिम्मत जुटा नहीं पाता .. मैं भी इस सांसारिक मोह माया में फंसा हूं , क्योंकि मुझे भी इस संसार के दुश्मनों ने बांध कर रखा हुआ है.. जानते हो मेरे और आपके ये दुश्मन कौन है.. ईष्या, काम, क्रोध, मोह, लोभ, अहम् और माया इन सात . ये सात दुश्मन हैं, जो दोस्तों से भी प्यारे है... जो अलग-अलग रुप रखकर अपना रुप दिखलाते है.. मैं कैसे कहूं .. मैं खुद इस मोहजाल में जकड़ा हुआ हूं. क्योंकि मैं हर किसी में बसा हुआ हूं.. मैं कौन हूं.. अपने अंदर झांक कर देखों ,,

Why I joined PGDJMC

I always want to go in the field of media. My friend told me that in DEI there is course of PGDJMC (Post graduation diploma in journalism and mass communication). I tried for this and I am a lucky one to get the admission. I like this field because there is a freedom to express our views and thoughts for the uplifement of the society and to change the attitude of thinking of the people. I know this field is full of challenges and I love challenges.

It is my childhood dream to be an actor, I like to watch movies. When I entered/joined this course I learned lot of things like making movies, magazine, advertising, audio programs. It’s all about like my dream that came to true to join this course. Today I made myself a magazine named Fun unlimited and documentary named Asmanjas (Ek ansuljhi kahani).

TELECOM GOTALA BOLE TO ........

General knowledge ki class mein telicom ghotale ke baare mein charcha ho rahi thi, bacho dekho, ek hota hai minister ek hota hai 2g spectrums dono mil jaate hain, to ghapla ho jaata hai. Is ghaple ko samajhna bahaut jaruri hai. Nahi sir, sirf mantri hi nahi hota. mantri ke rishtedaar bhi hote hain, ek cheif minister hota hai, chief minister ki teen patniya hoti hai, teen patniyo k bacche hote hain, bacche kisi ke dost hote hain kisi ke dushman hote hain. pehli wife se pehle no ka ladka Ajagiri, teesri wife ke jaankar A. Raja ke dushman hote hain  jabki dusri wife ki dusri ladki Kanimauzi  A. Raja ki dost hoti hai tab milkar yeh scene banta hai ki dost dost na raha payaar pyaar na raha.......

TAJ MAHOTSAV AT A GLANCE

TAJ MAHOTSAV har saal 18 february ko Agra main start hota hai jo ki 28 february tak chalta hai. Taj Mahotsav main har saal des-vides ke sekdon kalakar bhag lete hai. Main har saal TajMahotsav dekhne jata hoon aur is saal bhi main taaj mahotsav dekhne ke liye bahut excited hoon. Mere ek dost taajmahotsav dekh kar aaya hai usne mujhe bataya ki is baar taaj mahotsav mei 3 lakh rapai ki balaji ki murti aayi hai jo ki vahan aakarshan ka kendra bani hui hai. Aur taajmahotsav mei videsi sailani bahut baddh charh kar hissa lete hain wahan ki raunak dekhne se hi banti hai.

I MISSED MY MATCH JUST BECAUSE OF BLOGGING

Main bohat dukhi hoon kiyonki aaj blog likhne ke karan mera match miss ho gaya. kiyonki meri mam ne mujhe 30 blog post karne ko kaha tha. Magar main bohat aalsi insan hoon unhone mujhe 1 month ka time diya tha. Magar main koi bhi kaam time par nahi karta hoon. Par ab main aaj se apne sare kaam time se pahle khatm kar liya karoonga. Taki mujhe aaj ki tarah se kabhi apna match miss na karna pade. Mujhe ab ye baat malom ho gayi hai ki jo log time se nahi chalte wo meri tarah se saja bhugatte hai.

I AM WITH YUVRAJ

Time hamesha badlta rahta hai. jab aapka time achcha hota hai tab harkoi aap se pyar karta hai. Aur jab time bura hota hai tab log apke saath nahi kade hote hai. Kuch yahi baat soot karti hai indian cricketer yovraj shingh par kiyonki ye wahi cricketer hai jisne 2007 main saandaar perform karke india ko 20-20 world cup jitaya tha. Tab sabhi logo ne use khoob sar mathe bithaya. magar aaj jab wo out of form hai tab ye log use team se bahar karne ki baat karte hai. lekin mera manna hai ki yovraj is world cup main saandar perfom karenge aur india ko world cup jitayenge. wo bohat bade player ek baar agar form main aa gaye to unhe rokna muskil hi nahi na mumkin hai.

I LOVE FOODS COOKED BY MY MOTHER

Maine har jagah khana khaya hai. magar mujhe meri maa ka khana sabse achcha lagta hai. Main hamesha sochta hoon ki wo esa kya karti hai jo mujhe unka banaya gaya khana itna achcha lagta hai. Aur ek baat meri maa mujhe bohat pyar se khana khilati hai. kabhi kabhi main naraj ho jata hoon to wo mujhe manakar bade pyar se khana khilati hai. main hamesha unka khana miss karooga. i love my mom.

Virgin Mobile - Changing Room 20sec Hinglish.mpeg

Is AD main ye bataya hai ki hame apne paas extra thought honi chahiye. jisse kabhi bhi hamare paas baato ki kami na ho. par baate to jab hi karenge jab hamare paas extra talktime hoga to hame virgin ko use karna chahiye taki hamare paas kabhi baaton ki kami na ho.

Funny Indian ad about AIDS awareness --Courtroom

AIDS ke baare main baat karne se na jane kiyon log gabrate hai. Jabki yeh baat ab saaf ho gayi hai ki yeh kisi ke chone se nahi hota hai. Fir bhi log is bemari ko batate nahi hai balki chupate hai isse yeh kam nahi hoti balki badti jati hai. AIDS ko khatm tab hi kiya ja sakta jab iski knowledge sab logo ko di jaye.

Very funny Indian ad for Education Times ,TOI - Hair Art

Hame hamesha kabil hone ke liye padna chahiye na ki kamiyaab hone ke liye. kiyon ki jab hum kisi kaam ko karne ke liye kabil hote hai to hum kisi bhi kaam ko aasani se kar sakte hai. Isliye hame esi education leni chahiye jo ki hame kabil banaye, na rattutota. Is ad main bhi kuch istarah se hi bataya hai ki wo use shikha nahi raha balki rata raha hai..

Funny Indian ad Hutch Eskimo 2 windows live search MSN

IS AD main yeh bataya gaya hai ki hame wahi cheeje chonni chahiye jo hame sari jankari de. Huch ek esa network hai jo hame sari subhidhaye uplabdh karata hai.

Very Funny Indian Commercial (TV AD) Coool! 3,00,000+ Views!

badlav lana bohat jaroori hai lekin badlaav kuch is tarah se hona chahiye jo ki har kisi ki samjh main aana chahiye. yanha bhi kuch is tarah se yahi pryas kiya gaya hai. Is ad main change ke bare main bataya gaya hai.

Camlin Marker Funny Indian Commercial Advertisement

Is ad se har us aurat ko kuch sekhna chahiye jinke husband jung main ladne jate hai. wo bhi ese apni patni ko binndi lagaye taki wo jinda wapas loat ke aa sake. Sath hi isme yeh bataya hai bindi ki takat kya hai.

Award winning & funny Indian ad for Glycodin

Is ad ki jariye ye bataya gaya hai ki log aaj bhi andhvisvas main jeete hai jo babo logo ke kahe par chalte hai. Hame andhvisvasi nahi hona chahiye. Kuch log aaj bhi BABAO ki baton main aaker kaam karte hai.

WOMAN Cause OF WAR

JAR JORU JAMEEN yeh teeno hi hamesha ladai ki wajah hoti hai. Yeh main nahi kahta yeh to itihaas kahta kiyonki duniya main har badi ladaai auorat ke peeche hui hai. Chahe wo Mahabharat ka youdh ya ramayan ka har youdh ke peeche hai auorat. Na ravan Sitaji ka haran karke le jata na ramayan ka youdh hota. Ese hi na diryodhan dropati ka vastraharan karwata na mahabharat ka youdh hota. EK auorat ke peeche na jane kitne youdh huye aor na jane kitne loag mare gate. Aakhir kya hai yeh auorat, kya khoobsurat naqaab main choopi huyi khatrnaak sajish.

WAQT BADA BALWAN

Har insan ke andar do insan chupe hue hai ek achcha ek bura. Bura Insan jyadatar Achche wale ko daba deta hai. yeh sab tab hota hai jab hum apne bure insan ko jada khana khilata hai. Kiyonki bura rasta hame jyada aasan lagta hai. Lekin esa har waqt nahi hota kyunki burai par hamesha achchai ki jeet hoti hai. Isliye hame hamesha achche raste per chalna chahiye. kiyonki achcha rasta chahe kitna bhi kathin kiyon na ho ek na ek din hame hamari manjil tak jaroor le jata hai. aur jo log galat rasta apnate hai wo apni manjil se bhatak jate hai aur kabhi bhi apni manjil tak nahi pohuchte. 

OPENING CEREMONY OF WORLD CUP

17th FEB ka din Bartiya mahadeep ke liye bohat harsh se bhara hua din tha. Bangladesh ke bangbandhu stadium main iska udhghatan  hua. Ismain lagbhag 3000 desh-videsho ke kalakaro ne bhag liya. Is baar world cup main 14 country bhag le rahi hai. Stadium main sabhi desho ke  captain ek riksha main baith kar poaunche. opening ceremony main itni bhavayta thi jo ki dekhne se hi banti thi. Stadium khachakach bhara hua tha. Bangladesh ki prime-minister SEKH HASEENA bhi mojod thi. World cup ka pahla match 19 feb ko INDIA aur BANGLADESH ke beech khela jayega.

DHONI KI DHOOM

WORLD CUP warmup match main india ne newzeland ko buri tarah dho dala. Indian captain mahendra singh dhoni ke dhamakedar 108(64)  run ki badolat india ne 50 over main 360 run ka vishal score khada kiya. Indian team ki batting ke doran uske sabhi ballebaj apne-apne rang main najar aaye. Bharat ke 360 ke jabab main newzeland ki poori team kewal 243 run par all out ho gayi. Is match main goatam gambeer 89, suresh raina 50(26) ne bhi apne hath khole. Poore match main indian team apne porane rang main najar aayi.

indian team ki asli jang to 19 feb. ko bangladesh se hogi .

VESHNO DEVI YATRA

VESHNO DEVI mata ka mandir jammu main katra namak jagah par hai. Hindu dharm main iski bohat manayta hai. Bhakt desh videsh se mata ke darshan karne aate hai. Agra ke kent se station se train jati hai. yanha se mata ka mandir 1200 km. ki doori par hain. train jammu tak jati hai. uske baad bas se katra tak jaya jata hai. bhakt katra main hotel ya dharmshla main rukte hain. Fir mata ke mandir darshan ko jate hai. mata ke darshan ka apna hi aannand hai.

MY FAVOURITE DIALOUGE

AAJ KHUSH TO BOHAT HONGE TUM,  JO AAJ TAK TUMHARE MANDIR KI SIDIYAN NAHI CHADA, JISNE AAJ TAK TUMHARE ANGE HATH NAHI JOADE WO AAJ TUMHARE AANGE HATH FELAYE KHADA HAI BOHAT KHUSH HONGE KI MAIN AAJ HAAR GAYA. KYA TUM JANTE HO WO AURAT JISKE MATE SE TUMHARE MANDIR KA PATHTHAR GIS GAYA, JIS PAR JURM BADE TO USKI POOJA BADI, JO KHUD DIN RAAT JALTI RAHI MAGAR TUMHARE MANDIR MAIN DEEPAK JALATI RAHI. WO AURAT AAJ ZINDGI AUR MOAT KI SADAK PAR KHADI HAI. AUR YEH TUMHARI HAAR HAI SUNA TUMNE YEH TUMHARI HAAR HAI. KYA KASOOR HAI USKA KOAN SA JURM KOAN SA PAAP KIYA HAI USNE, KYA USKA JURM YEH HAI KI WO MERI MAA HAI, KI USNE MUJHE JANM DIYA, KYA USKA KASOOR YEH HAI KI MAIN USSE PYAR KARTA HOON. HUM GHAR SE BEGHAR HO GAYE, MERA BAAP JITE JI MAR GAYA, MERI MAA SUHAGAN HOTE HUYE BHI VIDHWA KI ZINDGI JEETI RAHI MAGAR MAINE TUMSE KABHI KUCH NAHI MANGA, MAGAR AAJ MERI MAA MUJHSE MAT CHEENO MERI MAA MUJHE LOATA DO BAGBHAN. MERI MAA MUJHE LOATA DO BAGBHAN.

SATTA KA LALACH

Kursi ka lalach aaj har rajneta ko hai. Satta main rahne ke liye aaj har neta kuch bhi kar gujar ne ko tyaar hai . yeh  baa tab saaf ho chuki hai. Kiyoki  smajwadi party ke mukhiya MULAYAM SINGH YADAV ne apni party ke karyakartao se  kaha ki U.P main bhi Egypt jese halat paida kar do chahe iske liye kuch bhi karna pade.  Agar ese hi satta ka lalach har rajneta ko rahega tab taka aam insane mahfooj nahi rah sakta. Inke ese tariko se to yahi lagta hai ki inke liye satta ki kursi hi sab kuch hai.

MERA BHARAT MAHAN 100 MAIN SE 99 BHI BAIMAM.

MERI FARIYAD BHAGWAN SE

KALYUG main manav aaj janha pap pe pap kar raha hai. wahi wo pooja path bhi bohat karta hai. is lalch main ki pooja karne se uske paap mit jayenge. jadatar logo ka yahi manna hai. per main baghwan se yahi fariyad karna chahta hoon. baghwan kya esa nahi ho sakta ki aap logo ke paap karne par rok laga do.BAS YAHI HAI MERI FARIYAD.

Politics ke naam par India ka batwara

Chunawi laher dobara se doar rahi hai, aur India fir se alag-alag hisson main batne ke liye tayar hai. Aisa to hota aya hai, hamare raj-neta kabhi jati ke naam par, to kabhi dharm ke naam par, India ko divide karte aaye hai. Hamara India naam ke liye India lagta hai, warna ye andar se wo India hai, jo 28 bhagon me bata hai.
Kya koi esa hai, jo India ko ek kar de???

KHABHI KABHI

KABHI KABHI mere dil main khayal aata hain, ki zindgi teri julfo ki naram chhao main gujar na pati to sayad raat ho bhi sakti thi. ye ranjogam ki syahi jo mere dil main chhai hain teri najro ki panhao main kho bhi sakti thi. magar ye ho na saka, magar ye ho na saka ab ye aalam hain ki tu nahi tera gam teri justjo bhi nahi. na koi aaha na manjil na roshni ka surag gujar rahi hain kuch is tarah zindgi meri jese ise kisi ke sahare ki aarjo bhi nahi, inhi andhero main rah jaonga kabhi khoker main janta hoon meri humnafaj magar yonhi KABHI KABHI mere dil main khyal aata hain.

CRICKET DHOOM DHADAKA IN INDIA

My dear friends jesa ki aap jante hai ki cricket ka mahakumbh is baar india main hone wala hai. Dosto india main hi nahi balki sare world main iski dhoom machi hui hai. Is baar world cup main 14 country khelne wali hai. world main sare log apni apni country ke jitne ki umid laga rahe hain. BUT mujhe pora bhrosha ki is baar world cup hamari INDIA hi jitegi. BECAUSE ye sachin tendulkar ka last world cup hain. Isliye INDIA ke her player ne wada kiya hain ki hum ye world cup jeetkar sachin ko dege. Har hindustani ka yahi sapna hai ki jo 28 saalo ka sukha hai wo is world cup main khatm ho jaye.

SMOKING FUTURE

India main roj 600 child cigarette join karte hain. Ye hamare desh ko andhkar main le ja raha hain. kisi bhi desh ka future aaj ke bachcho par depend hota hain. Hamari sarkar ne cigarette ko public place par na pine ke liye ban kiya hain. par isse kya fayda? KYA public place per cigarette ko ban karne se hum is problems se nijad pa sakte hain. Hamari sarkar ise pori tarah se ban kiyon nahi karti hain. Jabki ye bohat khatarnak tarah ki bimariyan deti hain. Per hamari sarkar is per ye jaroor likhwa sakti hain. Ki ye helth ke liye hanikarak hai. Mager ise rok nahi sakti KIYO?

Blast on the Floor

Hellos Guys You know on 31 jan I had blast in my college, I performed as RJ on my college foundation day.... This was the valuable opportunity to me to perform well... I enjoyed a lot that day..and one of my sir said "You are liveing in the RJ character." This was the golden words for me... all the teachers likd my role and give nice compliment to me.. That was day i felt like a heaven.. Now i have started my first step of my dreamy future. I would like thanks firstly Verma Sir, P.L. Mam and speciall thanks to Karan & Atul Sir who came agra to guide me and I'd like also thanks to Pankaj Sir and my friend Anuj, Surinder, Kanvika, Botsa & Sumit. I organised DES 100.1 FM (The Beats of Sysmphony). Lots of people who came my studio to participate in many games. That was time I missed my family members as well as friends because that day was unforgettable for me.

MY FIRST AUDIO PROGRAM.

GOOD MORNINNG AGRA..@ main hoo apka avnish.. aaj india aur south africa ka 4th match hai, india ke paas history rachne ka sunhara moka hai. aaj hum sab india ki jeet ke liye dua karte hai.

I M CRAZY ABOUT RADIO

-Main aaj bohat khush ho bez aaj finally redio ke topik karan sir ne tay kar diye. maine ek baat apko batai hi nahi kal main community radio ke studio gaya tha. sac kaho waha bohat maja aaya. waha ke rj ne bohat sari bate humse share ki.

GURU GOVIN DOOU KHADE KAKE LAGU PAAYE

Guru hame jyaan dete hai aur wo hi hame Bhabwan ke baare main batate hai. Kabhi Bhagwan Shree Krishana ne guru bankar Arjun ko Geeta ka gyaan diya tha jinhone arjun ko tab gyaan diya tha jab wo youdh ladne ke liye kurukshetra ki runbhumi main khade the tab Bhagwan Shree Krishana ne Arjun ko Geeta ke jariye gyaan diya tha.
Ek achcha shisya guru ka naam roshan karta hai. Eklavya ek ese hi shisya the. jinhone guru ke magne par apna agootha kat kar de diya tha.

Magar na aaj ese guru hai na ese shisya jo apne shisyo ko nayi roshni prdan karaye. na ese shisya hai jo guru ke katne par apna agootha kat kar de de.

What is new about new media

New media is a broad term in Media Studies that emerged in the later part of the 20th century to encompass the amalgamation of traditional media such as film, images, music, spoken and written word, with the interactive power of computer and communications technology, computer-enabled consumer devices and most importantly the Internet. There are many promises related to the term. For example, new media holds out a possibility of on-demand access to content any time, anywhere, on any digital device, as well as interactive user feedback, creative participation and community formation around the media content. Another important promise of New Media is the "democratization" of the creation, publishing, distribution and consumption of media content. What distinguishes new media from traditional media is the digitizing of content into bits. There is also a dynamic aspect of content production which can be done in real time.